Marriage Tip

Don't marry a man who likes Chocolate as much as you do.
Look, this Chocolate theif is even wearing a glove. Like that will help. And a holey glove at that!

So why shouldn't you marry a man who likes chocolate as much as you?

Well, you will find yourself competing to see who can eat the most chocolate.
Lying will ensue about how much chocolate has actually been eaten.
Arguing about who actually ate the most chocolate, who ate the last chocolate, etc...
And worst of all... you'll start hiding your own stash and lying about it!

Mind you this is a big joke in our house, and the above happens in jest. But that's not to say I don't get a bit miffed when I go for the chocolate stash to find just one or perhaps None left. And that's why I say....It's best to just have One and Only One chocolate lover in the household at a time. Marry Wisely!